My beloved actually turned me on to this topic. Being the good girl that she is, she tries to help when she can, so she suggested that I write about sounding. I had heard of the practice, but not much more, so I thought it would be a great topic for Quips and Chains.

Sounding, or cock stuffing, is the act of inserting a stainless steel rod, or sound, into the urethra, and letting gravity slide it down, down, down until the tip tickles the prostate. The sounds are gently curved to follow the delicate internal roadway of the pee pee. The sizes range from filament to fuck no. Although this seems to be more popular in the gay community, men are not exclusive to urethra play. AEBN has several movies by the Amazing Ty. I had no idea that urethras could be fucked. So, even I, the Hip Whip with the Quips, learn something new everyday. Check out a urethra fuck film at our very own VOD Theater.

Here’s a little something extra so add to the mix. Once the sound is in position (Jesus Christ, don’t skimp on the lube), one has the option of placing a tuning fork against the sound, and transmitting vibrations all throughout one’s inner nether regions. I can imagine this to be quite the feeling.

If your interests lie in more literary pursuits, might I recommend the wonderfully erudite gay erotica site Sticky Pen. There is a thrillingly naughty story involving urethral sounds right here. Leave a comment and let me know what you think of this. Stay naughty!

With a tagline like, “Clamps on the cunt, and dildos in the ass”, you know that this bondage movie… this German bondage movie, is going to deliver the goods. What is it about Germans that make their kinky stuff so kinky, their BDSM so severe, and their Fetish stuff so extreme? Is it the harshness of their language? The severity of their upbringing? Their need for ruthless efficiency in whatever they do? Maybe, but these are questions for another blog. I bring you Schuld und Suehne (Crime and Punishment) from AEBN. It features shemales, whipping, fucking, spanking, and buff guys in tight mesh shirts.

As a former Oregonian (It is paradise in Oh-so-many ways), I feel obliged to promote a wonderful swingers club. The Legendary Ace of Hearts Club hosts gangbang parties every second and fourth Sunday of the month. All pertinent information can be found on their website.
Know that I speak from experience when I tell you, you will never find a nicer, classier, more welcoming group of people. I have never attended one of their gangbang parties, but back in the day I visited the Ace with my beloved more than once. Oh what fun we had.

Here’s an example of the quality you can expect, taken from their website:

Our facility is designed specifically for hosting adult parties…two floors, 10,000 sq. ft., housing group & private play spaces, 3 large hot-tubs, private and group showers, large nightclub style dance floor, erotic theatre, cage w/ swing, orgy beds, private rooms, voyeur rooms, pool tables, darts, pinball, social areas, ample parking, great staff and security, and best of all…the entire club is clean…clean hot-tubs, clean towels, clean sheets, clean showers, clean bathrooms, clean rubberized mattresses…clean.

Japanese construction worker Shigeo Kodama, 54, amassed a collection of 3,977 panties, 355 bras and 10 pairs of stockings over a six-year period. Of course, there’s nothing unusual about this. In my world, this hardly counts as a pastime. The problem is the methodology of Mr. Kodama’s acquisitions. It seems that Mr. Kodama, who is a construction worker in Hiroshima, used his work skills to scale apartment buildings, break in, and steal silky swag from said tenants. Hang your head in shame, Shigeo-san. Bad Perv.

The original story can be read here.

Once again I take my hat off to those intrepid Japanese designers, who have done it again with a chrome finished bowling pin that you can fuck. Not only that, but it has accessories, and addons, that allow some real neat stuff to occur.

There are seven motors in this thing, that are designed to simulate the myriad, mystical motions of the muff. The kicker is that all motion is triggered by VCS encoded movies.

VCS encoding is like the rumble pack on a videogame controller. Signals are encoded in sync with a dirty movie, and when played back, trigger the motors in the Virtual Hole Takumi (the real name of the bowling pin), which likewise stimulates your pee pee. Buzz buzz squirt. Japanese sex toy super number one okay!

So you think you’re in the scene? Gird your loins, O seeker of the next rung up (or down), because we’re getting into some pretty intense shit. We’re going to spice things up (ha ha. I make mit der joking). Have any of you fine folk ever figged? Because I love you, I spend my day looking for something that stands out, amongst the noise of porn. Well, here you go. Figging is the act of inserting (or ramming) a freshly peeled ginger root into the anus of a willing participant. I have also seen the term used to describe using a bundle of stinging nettles as a whip, that’s a story for another day. It’s easy to see how this could be extremely pleasurable, if done with competence.

 

This picture and the one above it are scenes from the RGE Film’s fine spanking movie, The Governess

In closing, let me offer some sage advice from Master Michael:

“Make sure the tip of the finger is sufficiently rounded. You can always touch this area up with a knife or peeler. Now it’s ready to insert. Unlike your own finger, you do not use lube with a ginger finger. Lubricant acts as a sealant and prevents the ginger moisture from doing its thing. Instead, use the cold water to keep the finger wet. Slowly insert the finger into the sub’s anus. DON’T RUSH HERE. TAKE YOUR TIME. Wet ginger is slick enough to slide in with care. When the anus finally opens and accepts the ginger, slide it in up the ring and let the sub close around it. The beauty of ginger is that it takes a little while for the effect to take place. Once it begins, it builds steadily.”

Happy Figging!

Once again, the Japanese are lightyears ahead of us. Those captains of industry at raremono take multitasking to another level. For less than $50 (USD), you can own an EMS (Electromuscular Stimulation) unit, that’s powered by your computer mouse. The official line is that you can tone your abs while you are a productive member of the workforce. However, with a little good old American know-how this:

can become this:

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Thanks to our friends at wiredpussy.com for the image, and the inspiration to perv on. So if you want to give your pussy Tourettes, you can’t do better than the EMS Mouse.

Running Time: 62 minutes

Studio: B.C. Productions

Categories: Smothering Femdom Submales Fetish Foot

Description: In this 2 part film, slave monkeyboy suffers at the cruel feet of 3 different Dominant Mistresses. This movie contains: foot fetish, facesitting and smothering, trampling, upskirt, boot and shoe and nylon and leg fetish, bondage, female domination and humiliation.

So this is why the water in my hot tub keeps getting that strange bluish tint…

I’d cut off a finger to have abs like that…

‘Nair’ or ‘hot wax’? – You decide!

Welcome to  another addition of “Tied Up Tuesdays” If you enjoy being tied up and fucked, then you need to check out Sex and Submission. This is one of my favorite websites in all of the web world. My Video On Demand Theater has thousands of bondage movies, in case you were wondering. Now run along and find some rope!

 Vampire Obsession

Starring: Darian Caine, A.J. Khan, Allanah Rhodes, Jade DuBoir

Released By : Seduction Cinema

Wendy (Anoushka) is a sinfully gorgeous prostitute who lives with her girlfriend (Darian Caine) – an obsessed beauty who desires Wendy all to herself. But when Wendy is propositioned by a mysterious woman named Alexis (Jade DuBoir), things will change forever. Seduced in ways she never thought possible, Wendy soon finds herself the love-slave of Alexis who has a taste for bringing home a new woman for them to share every night. Alexis has another bizarre taste too, and she introduces Wendy to her sensual and orgiastic blood fetish. At first resistant, Wendy is quickly turned on by the intoxicating mixture of erotic lesbian pleasures, and finds her own indulgence turning to something much more sinister. Tracked down and confronted by her frantic, sex-starved girlfriend, Wendy must decide if her dark, lustful, body-quivering obsession has gone beyond the edge of sanity…or if her craving for non-stop pleasure has yet to be satisfied.

Watch this movie here.