Thanks, Cooper, for the tasty treat from Queer Bites!

At Scar13 you can have  your cake and eat it too! If you are at all into food fetishes then you should check out this site, you’ll be thanking me later. I’m off to run get umm… groceries.

I thought I would take a minute and make those of you who like to get wet and messy happy. I was in my Video Demand Theater searching through the almost 400 wet and messy videos when this one fell off the shelf- Milk Nymphos 2. It is over two hours of wet and messy at its finest. This video comes complete with rimming, sperm swapping, spitting, anal, butt plugs, spanking, milk squirting, milk injecting and much much more!  

If Milk Nymphos 2 is your thing, you should also check out the others in the series. Apprarently a lot of you are closet milk squirters.

I wonder when the Doctor says to get your daily dose of milk, if a milk enema is what he has in mind?

Today is a bit of a fetish smorgasbord.  I’ve discovered some neat niche fetish sites, that I’d like to promote.  The first was the braces site directly below this post, and then there’s this one. Kinky Zee has lots of fetish content, some of it being food fetish. Here are some clips for you to evaluate. Take a gander, then wander over to my Video On Demand Theater when you’re ready for the big boy portion. Enjoy!

 

 

 Brace yourself. It’s German fetish porn time. Today this fetish blog is dealing with food play, so I found a nice food fetish video, in my Video On Demand Theater. All You Can Eat  is an exquisite food fetish film.  It features a lovely German woman, sitting in a park, getting all kinds of food poured on her, in her mouth, and down her chest. The woman is obviously enjoying this, and that makes it super hot. She get’s filthy, and over time gets naked and fucks a glass dildo. Then… she goes into a shower and cleans up. If you have a food fetish, then get thee to All You Can Eat, and gorge yourself.

 I love Toxxxy. I do. Even though food isn’t my fetish, at least sexually, Toxxxy gets me every time. My Video On Demand Theater has messy food films for you, if that’s your thing. I have more than 50,000 movies, so I pretty much it covered, no matter what your thing may be.  The messy food bit is just… messy. If you dig it, then you’ll dig Toxxxy. So dig in with both hands, rub the mess all over, and shrug off the burden of civility. Let the animal roll in the filth, and just go nuts. Cleanliness is next to godliness, but who cares? Get dirty with Toxxxy.

    

 

 Food as fetish goes back to the beginnings of recorded thought.  There are cave paintings of various flora, and bones from fauna, being used as dildos. Anyone old enough to remember 9 1/2 Weeks knows how sexy food is. Daily Fruits & Veggies #10 recreates that eroticism, but takes it to the next level. It’s mainly solo girls masturbating, but they take their time, and really warm up to it. No lube here! All pussies are wet naturally.  The movie ends in a three girl food orgy that is really hot.  Spoiler alert: Daily Fruits & Veggies 10 is not a messy food film, it’s more a food as dildo affair. I’ll have something messy for you little piggies (cochinos) later. Pop over to my VOD Dungeon and have a look at this.  Now, clean your plate! 

I am amazed at the amount of email I get about this.  Prostate massage, or prostate milking, and pegging (a male getting fucked in the ass by a woman) is such a huge topic of interest, and fear.  For men, anything to do with the ass = gay, or submissive.  Well, the thing is, google says that one of my most popular search terms is “prostate milking video.”  Well, I’ve only done one of those, but interest keeps it near the top of the pile.  So, here’s the deal.  The Internet is accelerating sexual evolution, by its ability to provide information, and networking, to people who would never have encountered such things before.  Now, porn says that if you want your ass penetrated, you’re a sub sissyboi, or a closet homosexual.  Obviously, some men are submissive by nature, and/or may be gay, or bisexual.  However, many aren’t. Many men simply have discovered that having something stimulate their prostate is pleasurable.  For today, I give you femdoms fucking men’s asses. Next time we’ll show non D/s prostate/ass sex. Ok?

 

 

 I just found this great site.  Toxxxy is both a model and a site.  Her work is fucking hot, and very very very cool.  Oxymoronic, I know.  She seems to specialize in food, but about half her pics are fetish, bondage, or shibari.  I love her look, and her mutability.  There’s a cerebral aspect to her work too.  Methinks I shall write an official site review for her.  She’s that good. Enjoy some of her food fetish work. It’s crazy sexy, dirty, and naughty. I want more Toxxxy. You can have more too, just by clicking any of the pics, or the links. Enjoy!

 

  

 Ok. I must confess that the title of this film is actually Tickling & Spanking: Greatest Clips, but it really wasn’t as funny, hence the title of this blog.  I was over at Adele Haze’s excellent spanking blog, and I slapped my forehead with shame.  I love Adele’s blog. I read it all the time, and no AEBN doesn’t own it, smartass.  It’s just a great blog, and I realized that for all my admiration of her work, I’d never even thought to see if the Dungeon of VOD carried her movies.  Well, we do, kind of.  She’s in two clips of Tickling and Spanking, which is dandy.  It’s dandy because this vid is hot.  I had never gotten the tickling thing before.  It’s all good, but I just didn’t see it.  Well, I saw in this vid.  Like most true fetishes, tickling isn’t as sexual as it is erotic.  There’s no hardcore here, and there’s only one dick, and it’s off duty.  There’s even a food fetish scene involving two women and a bunch of Twinkies.  I know! That’s what I thought of too, but that’s not where they go with it.  It’s cute, not horribly horribly wrong.  Watch it if you are interested in tickling, or spanking.  Tickling and Spanking: Greatest Clips is an excellent introduction to both.  This video also is great for people who are in the scene full bore.  The clips are short, but very fulfilling, like tapas.  Yum. Update:  It turns out that the woman in the vid is not Adele Haze. D’oh! Apparently there are (at least) two spanking models named Adele.  My face is red, but I stand by my opinion of both the movie, and Adele’s awesome blog!