Author: Corva Siouan
So fresh and new it’s listed under a July 2009 release date, Desperate Housewives In Bondage is the latest film from one of Canada’s kinkiest studios, Maxine X Productions. This is Velvet Skye’s second film, and her first bondage-themed one. Both have been brought to us courtesy of Velvet’s excellent onscreen chemistry with Canadian fetish bombshell Maxine X. Even if the newbie somehow never does any movies with anyone other than Maxine, she’ll still have a brilliantly kinky career.
Velvet has patrician looks and bearing that make her look as though she could be a member of the Kennedy family (presumably not, if she’s Canadian and making adult films). She’s quite dolled up to be sitting in her kitchen reading a fashion magazine, but it seems she was expecting company. Maxine shows up with a bottle of wine, also looking fabulous – when you’re a desperate housewife, this is always paramount. The two blondes prattle on in that kiss-kiss-backstab manner that you might expect from super-rich bitches who shop for dog collars at the Gucci store, and Maxine grills her for a long time about unreturned phone calls and text messages. There’s a looming threat behind that smiling veneer. Not two minutes after Velvet’s excuse about her phone not working, sure enough, the phone rings. It’s her dog groomer letting her know the appointment will take a bit longer. While Velvet’s back is turned, Maxine slips something into her wine and swirls it around. Velvet comes back to her seat and a moment later she’s feeling the effects of whatever Maxine added to her wine. It turns out the maid was cleaning the yacht Maxine and her husband own, and on the bed she found a necklace belonging to Velvet. Putting two and two together, Maxine has come up with four. “I couldn’t help it,” Velvet lamely answers.
Maxine doesn’t accept this non-apology. She waits for the drug to do its work. After the heartless slut is out cold, the next thing we see is her naked except for her spike heels, on top of her kitchen island and bound to a post. Still unconscious, Velvet makes a lovely picture even if she is a conscience-free backstabber. Velvet wakes up and starts yelling to be let out, saying that the sex with Maxine’s husband wasn’t worth all this. Maxine stalks into the room in a bright pink, skimpy outfit and lays down the law. Yanking on her so-called friend’s hair and slapping her tits, Maxine informs Velvet that she plans to mark her up for all of her other boyfriends to see. But in the meantime, she also wants to see what her husband was having so much fun with, out of curiosity. Maxine samples Velvet’s tits and slaps her a little more. Finally she grows tired of hearing her captive’s taunts about all the other women who have been fucking her husband too, and she shuts her up with a gag. Maxine takes a flogger to Velvet’s thighs and tits, and when she sticks her fingers up Velvet’s pussy, the wetness betrays her. This is turning her on, and that in turn turns Maxine on too. Velvet squirts thanks to the expert fingers of her captor, and the camera zooms in to show us that she’s now sitting in a small puddle of her own juices. Well, if that’s all it takes to get her to gush, then it’s no wonder Velvet gets so many men! Maxine decides that she really wants to rip the orgasms out of her captive, so she brings out her trusty vibrator and viciously rubs it against Velvet’s pussy, commanding her to tell her when she’s cumming so there are no surprises. Velvet doesn’t remember to say it, but she doesn’t have to because her gushing pussy gives her away.
Maxine’s domination of her ex-friend is such that she’s somehow able to wrestle the much taller woman over to a standing suspended position, on one long leg like a kink flamingo with the bright red rope attached to a balcony banister above her. (This is done off-camera, so we’ll just have to imagine how it happened.) Velvet is in for another hour filled with pain and pleasure. Maxine knows her way around various implements of torture, from small nooses that will pinch the nipples to a small leather paddle and more. As for the pleasure, she’s armed with the vibrator and a series of dildos that cause the geyser between Velvet’s legs to erupt again and again.
The only mistake Maxine makes is getting careless while she’s untying Velvet from her armchair. Though she should be weak from the beatings and the repeated forced orgasms, Velvet still has the strength to tie Maxine up with her own rope. The vengeful housewife closes out the film elaborately tied to the staircase, suggesting that Velvet is no stranger to kink. While she doesn’t exactly make Maxine suffer all the same humiliation and punishment that she’s just received, Velvet proves keen to force orgasms out of her so-called best friend.
Of these two super-vixens, which one is the more evil? Maxine was nice enough to let Velvet go, but Velvet might not be nice enough to reciprocate. If she’s vicious enough to fuck a married man in the bed he shares with his wife, then there’s no telling what she’ll do when she’s really angry and has a lot of rope. Let’s hope that Maxine’s real-life husband, director Scott Rhodes (who helmed this film) was not the inspiration for this bitch-on-bitch scenario… or at least if he was, that he’s worth all the fuss.
