Don’t lie to me. You’ve been naughty. Standing there, all demure, with downcast eyes, biting your lip with worry… or is it manipulation? Get over here, and lay across my knee. Oh, boo hoo! That’s enough drama. You’ve been a very bad surfer. I honestly don’t know why I bother. (whack!) Oh, that get your attention? (WHACK) Fun’s just starting, I can tell you. (Whack Whack Whack Whack Whack Whack Whack Whack!). Look how red you are. Oh, look at this. You’re trying to play all good and sweet, and look at you. Look how turned on you are. Bad bad bad. I see I have more work to do, to make you into my good little surfer. Let me get …. the Device. (thunder claps, lights flicker). Well, if you read this far, you’re down with spanking. If you’re down with spanking, then I have some links and pics for you. Why? Because I love you. M-O-U-S-E. 
If you want a nice, short piece of spanking erotica, read Cathy Wants A Spanking, at the Lusty Library.
