Nerdporn Redux – A Bowling Pin Anybody Can Fuck
Once again I take my hat off to those intrepid Japanese designers, who have done it again with a chrome finished bowling pin that you can fuck. Not only that, but it has accessories, and addons, that allow some real neat stuff to occur.
There are seven motors in this thing, that are designed to simulate the myriad, mystical motions of the muff. The kicker is that all motion is triggered by VCS encoded movies.
VCS encoding is like the rumble pack on a videogame controller. Signals are encoded in sync with a dirty movie, and when played back, trigger the motors in the Virtual Hole Takumi (the real name of the bowling pin), which likewise stimulates your pee pee. Buzz buzz squirt. Japanese sex toy super number one okay!
