How do you solve a problem like Darenzia? You don’t. She’s perfect. She is a top (I make mit der puns.. ha ha), if not the top fetish model today. She is absolutely beautiful, and judging by her MySpace profile, pretty cool and smart too. Nice sense of humor, too. Anyone who loves Arrested Development is ok by me. She’s happily married, so stop stalking. She is a professional domme, as well as a writer, model, and former photo editor of Penthouse. She knows how to make hydrocarbons sexy. Take a look at her photos, in her photo album, and marvel at the variety of looks, styles, and themes, at which she shines. That’s more than looks, it’s talent and brains (and great nipples). That, my friends, is what we call a trifecta. So, the lowly may grovel at her feet, and those of us who like to wield the whip can give a polite nod of recognition. Nicely done. Check out her MySpace, and read every word, click every link, and buy some of her stuff. It’s good. Stay Naughty!
