The 2007 Skin Two Directory
It’s nice when there exists a reference book which contains everything you need to know about something particular. To find a suitable word, you can use a dictionary. To find a particular street or highway, you can consult a road atlas. To find the number of the nearest strip club or muffler shop, you can flip through the phone book. To diagnose a psychosis in your best friend, you can turn to the DSM. To find out the average rainfall on St. Swithin’s Day in Bimini, you can look at an almanac.
What about fetishists? Well, for you there is the Skin Two Directory. According to the Skin Two website, the directory is “the standard reference annual for pervs worldwide, with full listings of fetish clubs, clothing firms, makers of dungeon equipment and all kinds of goods and services, from electrical gear to books and magazines you won’t find on Amazon! The Skin Two Directory is fully illustrated and and a must for your bookshelf or coffee table. It even has a fancy silver cover this year!”
Basically, it’s like a Yellow Pages for all the cool gadgets and contraptions you want to own. The only difference is there aren’t nine other competing directories. So, have no fear about somone else creating The REAL Skin Two Directory, or The Yellow Skin Book Directory, or The Directory Book of Skin Related Realness or The Really Skinny Yellow Book of Skin Directories Two or any other competing format. Like Highlander, there can be only one. Skin Two Directory is the one, the only. Order a copy while they are still available.
The Directory costs £12 plus postage – BUT if you are a subscriber to Skin Two Magazine, it’s only 10 pounds, plus delivery anywhere in the world.”
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