Featured Fetish Film – Toys For Twats (Nun Fetish, Old, Sacrilege, Yikes)

  This is the God’s honest truth. My wife unearthed this. I was down in the VOD Theater (thunder clap), cleaning the traps, when the Mrs. (who was dustingin the ”Other” category) found this treasure.  Toys For Twats  is good on so many levels.  First of all, it is a perfect homage to Ed Wood’s last days.  Carl Hubay makes amateur fetish porn a thing worthy of John Waters.  He has 56 movies. all of them compelling in an art house way.  Second, nun sex is hot, in a heretical sense.  Thirdly, look at the cover. Note, right above the “nun’s” head is a Pimp cup.  That is both a reference to, and a blasphemy of the Holy Grail, and transubstantiation of the Communion.  Yes. I’m saying that Toys For Twats carries vital clues to the location of the Holy Grail.  That’s worth $5.95, isn’t it?  Think I’m lying? Then why is there a religion founded upon Ed Wood? Think about it.