Originally Posted On Funny Extreme. Â
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – I know they’re asking for it, standing there aloof and angular, like a German supermodel, but you can’t just fuck streetsigns. We live in a society where the Rule of Law holds sway. This ain’t no hippy commune. Well, someone needs to tell that to a 60 year old man in South Dakota. Any 60 year old man in South Dakota; they’re all horribly twisted. This guy was caught jerking off on, and fucking road signs. The kicker? He not only violated these Sentries of our Streets, he videotaped himself doing so. This year’s Darwin Award goes to… the fresh fish in County. You can read the real story here.  (Has anyone ever heard of a fetish for signs? I tell you, you learn something new everyday, in this job.)
