An Assortment Of Ass Paddles, For Whoopin’

 I love this country!  I love this Century!  Where and when else can you find a plethora of paddles, designed for striking the human ass?  You can buy the aluminum beauty to your left, you can buy leather paddles with words cut out, leaving the words stencilled in ouch in the flesh.  You can get a heart shaped paddle that could double as a pizza scoop.  The neat thing is, to the fetishist, this variety is appreciated, and to the manufacturer, and retailer, this variety is rewarded, in sales.  If people didn’t dig the variety, people wouldn’t make, or sell said variety.  Capitalism 101.  So, if you’re a fan of spanking, why not spend a meal’s worth of dough, and get a toy?  Take that step.  Everyone, everyone, deserves one more toy in their bedroom.