Look, I know this isn’t strictly fetish-y per se, and it pretty much embodies every negative stereotype about people in the fetish community. However…. it is so fucking funny, that I must post this… on my day off, because KINK NEVER SLEEPS. So read it and laugh. This is the tale of a bonehead. We’ll call him Numbnuts.
I’ll be brief, as the links will fill you in on the whole story. In a (numb)nutshell though, a volunteer firefighter… with problems, dressed in a wig and bikini (with water balloons so S/he’d feel pretty) and walked around a city park, with an open beer, fondling himself. After the laughter (this could be in Reno 911), one word came to my mind. Pathos.
