Normally we are not ones to laugh somebody else’s misfortune or poorly thought out moves (i.e. those what the hell were they thinking type of decisions), then again maybe we do laugh a little, but this poor fellow over in Serbia has taken cock and ball torture, well mostly cock torture, to a new level. Unfortunately for him torturing his member wasn’t what he had in mind.
Apparently Zeljko Tupic who hails from the city of Belgrade had been experiencing “erectile difficulties†and decided that to amend the situation he would stuff a pencil into his wee wee thinking it would keep him stiff in preparation for an evening with his new sweetie. Unfortunately, things did not go as planned and the pencil moved during the festivities and managed to lodge itself in the poor misguided soul’s bladder. This of course led to the summoning of an ambulance, a trip to Zvezdara hospital in Belgrade, and an emergency surgery to remove the wayward writing utensil.
According to the doctor who removed the pencil, Aleksandra Milosevic, Mr. Tupic didn’t immediately own up to his home made erectile dysfunction remedy (Gee, can’t imagine why); however, “x-rays proved the truth.†Apparently, Mr. Tupic did not get the memo that there are products out there like Viagra to help those like him in need of something to perk up their peckers, but that in the future he plans to “try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils.â€
So we suppose the moral of this story is to use some common sense, which is unfortunately not all that common, before you go and shove a pencil some where it shouldn’t be going.
