The Zosimo Penis Plug

 

 

Note:  This was originally posted on Funny Extreme: You may ask yourself, “What can I do to my penis, once I’ve already gotten it pierced with a Prince Albert?”  The answer is simple.  Get yourself a Zosimo Penis Plug!  This little contraption is as complex as a Swiss Watch, and it even has a petcock. How many times can you say petcock without smiling?  The genius of this device, meant to be inserted into the penile opening, and threaded into the urethra (until the little ball hits your tip), is that it’s so wonderfully useless. That is, unless you’re into sounding, then it’s the best.  Found at ye trusty Stockroom, the Zosimo Penis Plug is a wonderfully designed piece of plumbing/bondage wear. Why bother with a ballpoint pen? For $112 you can sound in style!